Lady-in-the-Attic

Haha aww, poor Mark! (x)

greatbriton:

weaponizedwit:

#look at the hair #touch the hair #pet the hair #smell the hair #stroke the hair #caress the hair #bite the hair #love the hair

I think you may have a problem.

You broke me and I can’t get up

Still not sorry.

(via missjanekay)

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you.

meme4u:

Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker

(Source: 9eeniss, via missjanekay)

hiddlemonster:

zxairose:

angel-obscura:

ladystormageddon:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.

Mad. Respect.

I love it because he talks about two types of pussy

WHAT..
SAME BIRTHDAY AS HIM?!

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via trueamericanenglish)

sofuckingchuffed:

(Source: erisians, via ontheoppositesideofthesea)

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

(Source: liiteri, via outkast22)

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

(Source: spumonis, via changetheworldlaugh)

deceptivequeen:

WHY IS IT IN THE TRUNK?

It’s so NOT MANLY. lololol

Tumblr knows we’re lazy

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(Source: ohnoitstrixia, via lastallianceofelvesandmen)

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