headcannon that every year everyone on the enterprise plays a big game of capture the flag and the teams are broken up by what color shirt you wear

like jim commands the gold team and chekov and sulu are his go to guys and they get all super pumped and buy the gold team like matching headbands or something and they talk shit about all the other teams constantly even tho they have never actually won

spock commands the blue team with bones as his first officer and its the only time in the whole year where there is no arguing like those two are in sync and out for total domination but nurse chapel is the biggest threat last year she faked being captured by gold team  - escaped - stole the flag and ran like hell back to their home base (which is the med-bay - gold has the bridge and red has engineering) with spock and bones as her back up and won it for the blue team (a red shirt gave her the finger when she made it back to base and chapel just twirled her skirt at him and told him to kiss her ass)

some think scotty commands red but its actually uhura and she loses her fucking mind over this game like the red team has a battle cry which is basically just mindless screaming and gave out three black eyes last year 

the winner gets this stupid plastic trophy thats falling apart and its practically pointless but its still the biggest event of the whole year and everyone loves it

1 hour ago with 7,554 notes ● Via // Source


This family….

1 hour ago with 1,683 notes ● Via // Source

1 hour ago with 8,289 notes ● Via // Source




My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

1 hour ago with 281,552 notes ● Via // Source




My life

I know this man’s pain.

I love this show

1 hour ago with 119,032 notes ● Via // Source



14 hours ago with 197 notes ● Via // Source

14 hours ago with 5,226 notes ● Via // Source


Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)


And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

15 hours ago with 81,967 notes ● Via // Source


things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

15 hours ago with 325,442 notes ● Via // Source











Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.

holy shit.

the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.

By about the 2:00 I was sobbing.

I scrolled halfway past and then thought “okay i’ll see what it’s about”

Definitely the correct choice. Watch it.

They. Were. Wrong.

oh god the actual tears on my face


 W R O N G.

I’m in tears…

Every time I watch this video, I’m in tears.

15 hours ago with 263,814 notes ● Via // Source

"Play it up more! You’re just not being dramatic enough."

said no one to Shatner, ever

15 hours ago with 9,114 notes ● Via // Source
#st #tos


#if ‘i had a fight with my wife so i sulked with otters for a month’ doesn’t sum up eleven then i don’t know what does #dw #MARRIED #CRYING FOREVER BECAUSE RIVER MENTION #OH GOD HE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY #oh baby you’re not sobbing at the very mention of her anymore oh darling (via thatsnicebutimmarried)

15 hours ago with 7,884 notes ● Via // Source





I just don’t understand where this concept of ‘fake geek girls’ came from. Like, AT ALL.

Cus when I look for fandom related stuff like 90% of the fan art and the fanfiction and the meta, zines, comics, etc. Like 90% of the shit that I’ve seen is created by women & girls.

And all that stuff take’s a lot of work and research and critical analysis and staring at reference photos for hours.

We are literally the most well versed and invested group in the fandom. So, like, What the fuck boys? You mad you can’t keep up?

I saw an argument, and I can’t find it now, but it totally made sense, that there’s a gender split in fandom. Male fandom tends to be a curator fandom; male fandom collects, organizes, and memorizes facts and figures. Male fandom tends to be KEEPERS of the canon; the fandom places great weight on those who have the biggest collection, the deepest knowledge of obscure subjects, the first appearances, creators, character interactions.

Female fandom is creative. Females create fanart, cosplay, fanwritings. Female fandom ALTERS canon, for the simple reason that canon does not serve female fandom. In order for it to fit the ‘outsider’ (female, queer, POC), the canon must be attacked and rebuilt, and that takes creation.

"Male" fandom devalues this contribution to fandom, because it is not the ‘right’ kind of fandom. "Girls only cosplay for attention, they’re not REAL fans!" "Fanfiction is full of stupid Mary Sues, girls only do it so they can make out with the main character!" "I, a male artist, have done this pin-up work and can put it in my portfolio! You, a female artist, have drawn stupid fanart, and it’s not appropriate to use as a professional reference!"

In the mind of people who decry the ‘fake geek girl,’ this fandom is not as worthy. It damages, or in their mind, destroys the canon. What is the point of memorizing every possible romantic entanglement of heterosexual white Danny Rand if someone turns around and creates a fanwork depicting him as a bisexual female of Asian descent (thus subverting Rand’s creepy ‘white savior’ origins)? When Danny Rand becomes Dani Rand, their power is lessened. What is important to them ceases to be the focus of the discussion. Creation and curatorship can work in tandom, but typically, in fandom, they are on opposite poles.

This is not to say that there aren’t brilliant male cosplayers or smashing female trivia experts, this is to say that the need of the individual fan is met with opposing concepts: In order for me to find myself in comics, I need to make that space for myself, and that is a creative force. Het white cis males are more likely to do anything possible to defend and preserve the canon because the canon is built to cater to them.

This is genuinely the best post I have ever read.

Comment bolded by me because effing important that’s why.

15 hours ago with 14,665 notes ● Via // Source
Not In Nottingham - Mumford & Sons


If you haven’t heard the Mumford and Sons version of this song, listen now and prepare for tears.

15 hours ago with 51,470 notes ● Via // Source

you have been in every way all that anyone could be [insp.]

15 hours ago with 630 notes ● Via // Source

Watching: Sleepy Hollow
Reading: Art of War
Listening to: The Devil makes Three


1.Like a Mountain
2.Jump on my Shoulders
3.Dark Doo Wop
4.The World spins Madly on
5.Shake it Off
7.Black River Killer
8.Amy AKA Spent Gladiator 1
9.Bad Moon Rising
10.Broken Crown
11.I Lived
12.We Are Young (Kick Ass)
13.Love Love Love
14.Wake me up when September Ends
15.Cool Kids
16.Young Volcanoes